Library giiiiiirl
I work in the library during the summer. And if you wonder what I do there...continue reading.
(Phone is ringing)
Switchboard operator Yngvild: Vadsø Library!
Someone:Yes..uhm. I was wondering when the pool is open? And is it open for everyone or is some days just for ladies?
Yngvild: Its open monday, wedenesday and friday between 4 and 8pm and I think its for everybody.
(Phone is ringing)
Switchboard operator Yngvild: Vadsø Library!
Drunk man: Yes hello there!! Who am I talking to???
Yngvild: Vadsø library.....
Drunk man: Oh MY GOOOD! Now I've tried 6 different numbers. I want to talk to my mum, you see, she is in a nursing home in Rypefjord. Yeah, you know where Rypefjord is? A little dump outside Hammerfest! Bloooody hell, they must have given me the wrong number. You know how it is...
Yngvild: yeah. it sucks.
Drunk man: Yes well then I have to try again. Byye!
Yngvild: .....
(Phone is ringing)
Switchboard operator Yngvild: Vadsø Library!
Woman: yes hello! I want to know the name of the piano tuner (person) in Vadsø. Can you give me her number?
Yngvild: Ehm... yeah...this is actually the LIBRARY...?
Woman: Yes, dont you know?
Yngvild: I cant answer you right away, but I'll check if someone else knows... (desperately trying to transfer the call to anyone else in the library..)
In the counter:
Strange homeless woman who is not really homeless but looks like it most of the time: Do you have chairs here?
Yngvild: Yes, we have many! There or over there? or maybe you'd like the couch?
Inside an imaginary thought bubble (straight translation from norwegian, the thing ppl in cartoons have over their heads when they think) over Yngvilds head: Puh..finally something I can answer!!
(Phone is ringing)
Switchboard operator Yngvild: Vadsø Library!
Someone:Yes..uhm. I was wondering when the pool is open? And is it open for everyone or is some days just for ladies?
Yngvild: Its open monday, wedenesday and friday between 4 and 8pm and I think its for everybody.
(Phone is ringing)
Switchboard operator Yngvild: Vadsø Library!
Drunk man: Yes hello there!! Who am I talking to???
Yngvild: Vadsø library.....
Drunk man: Oh MY GOOOD! Now I've tried 6 different numbers. I want to talk to my mum, you see, she is in a nursing home in Rypefjord. Yeah, you know where Rypefjord is? A little dump outside Hammerfest! Bloooody hell, they must have given me the wrong number. You know how it is...
Yngvild: yeah. it sucks.
Drunk man: Yes well then I have to try again. Byye!
Yngvild: .....
(Phone is ringing)
Switchboard operator Yngvild: Vadsø Library!
Woman: yes hello! I want to know the name of the piano tuner (person) in Vadsø. Can you give me her number?
Yngvild: Ehm... yeah...this is actually the LIBRARY...?
Woman: Yes, dont you know?
Yngvild: I cant answer you right away, but I'll check if someone else knows... (desperately trying to transfer the call to anyone else in the library..)
In the counter:
Strange homeless woman who is not really homeless but looks like it most of the time: Do you have chairs here?
Yngvild: Yes, we have many! There or over there? or maybe you'd like the couch?
Inside an imaginary thought bubble (straight translation from norwegian, the thing ppl in cartoons have over their heads when they think) over Yngvilds head: Puh..finally something I can answer!!
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